Need To Make Some ‘Changes’
(I have an oversized bag with a Rolling Stone cover of Johnny Depp. As I’m leaving class one day I overhear two girls discussing my bag.)
Girl #1: “Look, her bag is Tupac. He’s so sexy. Too bad he died.”
(Girl #2 readily agrees, and they continually discuss how sexy my ‘Tupac’ bag is. I can’t take it anymore because my bag clearly says ‘JOHNNY DEPP’ on it, so I tell said girls:)
Me: “Um, my bag is Johnny Depp. Not Tupac.”
(They then walked away discussing how sexy Johnny Depp is. If these two girls can’t tell the difference between two VERY different men, how the heck did they get into school?!)