Don’t Discount Her Psychic Powers
(I have just started college. I’m a rather frugal person, and generally would rather people don’t spend money on me, but since this is my first birthday away from home my mom decides to order me something online, which she informs me over the phone.)
Me: “Thanks for getting me something, and thanks also for not spending the money for faster shipping.”
Mom: “I’m glad you said that. It was a really hard decision for me, since I wanted you to have it soon.”
Me: “Did imagining me standing next to you telling you not to spend the extra money help?”
Mom: “How did you know I did that?!”
Me: “I’m psychic.”