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My Watch Doesn’t Have A “Noon” On It, Only Numbers

, , , | Right | March 19, 2021

I work in a store in a mall that opens later than the rest of the mall. This happens far more often than I’d like. A potential customer shouts through the front gate.

Potential Customer: “What time do you open?”

Us: “Noon.”

Potential Customer: “What?”

Us: “NOON.”

Potential Customer: “What?”

Us: “WE OPEN AT NOON.”

Potential Customer: “What?”

Us: “TWELVE. NOON. WE OPEN AT NOON.”

Potential Customer: “…eleven-thirty?”

Us: “WE. OPEN. AT. NOON.”

Potential Customer: “Oh! Okay.”

The potential customer walks off, never to be seen again.

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