May All Your Bacon Burn
Customer: “I want to go online and give you a good review, but I’m afraid it will have to be four stars only, and not five.”
Me: “Oh, well, thank you for the good review, but may I ask what we could have done to score a five?”
Customer: “You’re too far from where we live. You need to work on that!”
Sorry we’re not Howl’s Moving Castle, I guess?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
