Living Your Life Is Preferable To Making One
(My sister has decided to come out to our mother, no matter what. She unfortunately chooses a day when my mum is running late for work.)
Sister: “Mum?”
Mum: “What?”
Sister: “I’ve got something really important to tell you.”
Mum: *freezes* “Oh, God…”
Sister: “I’m gay.”
Mum: “Are you joking?!”
Sister: “Um, no…”
Mum: “You’re telling me at quarter to eight in the morning?!”
Sister: “Um… yes?”
Mum: “I don’t have time for this! I need to have a shower!”
(Our mum runs out of the kitchen and upstairs to the bathroom. We both hear mum laughing in the shower. She walks out a few minutes later, and pops into my room.)
Mum: “Thank God! I thought she was going to tell me she was pregnant!”
Me: “No chance of that!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?