A Good Toast Contains (B)ooze

(My sister is the maid of honor at my wedding. She has recently graduated with a degree in public health education, and is considering going on for a master’s in epidemiology. She is giving her toast at the reception.)

Sister: “The two of you together just ooze happiness. And, like many things that ooze, that happiness is infectious!”

(She apologized afterward, but my husband and I both thought that was the best part of the whole speech!)