Jonesin’ For Some Pepperoni
(An older lady called in to comment about the sauce of one of our most popular pizzas.)
Customer: “It’s as though you people put crack in it!”
Me: *laughs* “It is pretty good…”
Customer: “So, do you?”
Me: “Do we… what?”
Customer: “Put crack in it.”
Me: “…are you asking if we put cocaine in our pizza sauce?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “No. I’m pretty sure they stopped putting drugs like that into food and medicine by the 1940s.”
Customer: “Oh. Really? Because it would explain a lot. I just can’t stop eating this pizza!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
