I’m Detecting A Thriller, With Mystery Notes And A Hint Of Noir

Customer: “Where are all the books by British authors?”

Me: “If they are fiction, then in General Fiction; if mystery, then Mystery, etc.”

Customer: “You don’t separate them by country?”

Me: “Well, they don’t come in with a flag sticker or anything on them, so…”

Customer: “Then how will I know if they are British?”

Me: “This isn’t a liquor store, and these aren’t wines.”