I Just Took A DNA Test; Turns Out I’m 100% That Dumb

A customer is chatting with me as I check her out.

Customer: “I have it on reliable information that the [health crisis] vaccine changes your DNA! Every doctor and scientist worldwide has lied to us.”

Me: “Oh?”

Customer: “Yes, I have proof! I took a DNA test before I got the vaccine and it said I’m part Native American. After the vaccine, I got another one done and it showed I’m zero percent Native American!”

My mouth moved, but no words came out.

I could barely hold back until she left before I was literally in tears laughing so hard.