Your Humor Falls Short
(I am with my friend as she drops off her wedding ring to be resized. I am a very short person.)
Friend: “I’m kicking myself for not getting the ring a size larger. It never occurred to me that it would get this tight so fast!”
Jeweler: “It’s a sad truth that as everyone gets older, they also get bigger.” *he looks over at me* “Except you.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?