Peppered With Requests For Water
(I and my two friends go out to eat after work. [Friend #1] was born in Peru, but was adopted as an infant by her white mother and as such, has no connection to South American culture. This means she has a very low tolerance for spicy food. We are eating, and [Friend #1] realizes she just ate a jalapeño accidentally. We flag down our server to ask for some water.)
Server: *with three glasses of water* “Wait, why do you need water?”
Friend #2: “Please, she just had too much spice.”
Server: *while still holding the water away from the table* “But, she doesn’t need water. Why do you need water? Aren’t you Spanish or something?”
Me: “Please, just give her the water. She is not Spanish, and that doesn’t matter anyway.”
Server: “But I don’t get it; why can’t she eat spicy stuff?”
(We looked at each other and glared at her until she gave our friend her water.)