Hi, As You Wish
Boyfriend: “I love you, baby.”
Me: *adoringly* “Hi… wait. That was supposed to be ‘I love you’, not ‘Hi’.”
Boyfriend: “That’s okay. You do that so often that I have just started translating ‘Hi’ to ‘I love you’ every time you say it. Like ‘As you wish’, from Princess Bride. You know, you’re kind of easy with all the people you seem to love. You said ‘Hi’ to that girl at the grocery store, the barista at Starbucks, even that homeless man! Should I be worried? Do we need to break up?”
Me: “As you wish.”
This story is included in our Princess Bride roundup!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
