Has A Hand In The Formation Of The Alliance
(My boyfriend and I are walking back to our hotel room rather late at night after a couple of very busy days. He falls asleep on my shoulder on the bus ride back to the hotel. I am not convinced that he’s entirely awake when we get off of the bus and begin walking.)
Boyfriend: “Babeeeee.”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “Hold my hannnnnnd.”
Me: “Okay.” *takes his hand*
Boyfriend: *whispers* “The alliance will be greatly pleased.”
(He didn’t remember this in the morning.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?