The Gift That Keeps On Giving Away Its Location

(It’s a month before Christmas, and I’ve purchased some gifts for my wife. When the first one arrives, I hide it in my desk drawer, where she promptly discovers it within hours. A few days later, another gift arrives, and I decide to hide both someplace different. The following takes place that evening:)

Wife: “So, where did you hide that other gift?”

Me: “Someplace you’ll never find it!”

Wife: “Is it in the other drawer?”

Me: *sheepishly* “Yes.”