Getting A Leg Up On The Relationship

(My boyfriend has a prosthetic leg. We are in the kitchen, and the topic turns to flexibility. To prove just how flexible I am, I put one foot up on the kitchen counter.)

Me: *expecting him to use his real leg* “You try.”

Boyfriend: “Okay.”

(He takes off his prosthetic and drops it on the counter.)

Boyfriend: *in a completely deadpan voice* “Sexy.”