(My mom, sister, and I are out to dinner. I’ve recently graduated college and my sister is in elementary school. When she was a baby, I got the occasional “Oh, is she yours?” but less so as she’s gotten older. My mom realizes she needs a refill on her drink so she heads up to the counter to get one, so it’s just me and my sister left at the table. Note: my sister is wearing the uniform for a local Christian school.)
Sister: “[My Name], can we get ice cream, too?”
Me: “You gotta ask Mom when she comes back. That’s not my call.”
Sister: “Okay.” *goes back to her dinner*
(I notice that two teenage girls in long denim skirts and baggy t-shirts are watching us. I don’t think much of it until one approaches my sister.)
Girl: “Hi, would you like some stickers?”
Sister: *looks at me* “Sis, can I have some?”
Me: “Sure.”
(My sister accepts what looks like a page of smiley face stickers. The girls go back to their table and I go back to my meal, until…)
Sister: *loudly* “Hey, these aren’t stickers!! They don’t come off the paper!”
(My mom comes back to the table.)
Mom: “And I’m back.” *to my sister* “What’ve you got there?”
Sister: “Mommy, they gave me stickers but they don’t come off the paper!”
Mom: *examines the paper* “This is a witnessing tract. Where did you get this?”
Sister: “From over there.” *points at the teenage girls at the next table, who are avoiding eye contact*
(I look at the girls and raise an eyebrow. They quickly retreat to another table, still within earshot, where they join a group of five or so other teenage girls dressed in denim skirts and baggy shirts and a man in a suit, who looks to be lecturing them. Being the sassy person I am, I can’t resist a parting shot…)
Me: *loudly* “You’d think they’d notice that she’s wearing a [local Christian school] uniform!”
(The man and his denim-skirted charges quickly exited the restaurant.)