Found A Surefire Way To Ensure Customers’ Children Behave

(I work in the jewelry department at my store, and during the holidays I like to wear a Santa hat. As I’m walking the floor, I see a boy of about four or so in a stroller, who’s giving me the most intense, confused look. Keep in mind I’m a woman in my 20s with long, blonde hair, and a nice black dress and shoes.)

Boy: *turning to his mother, whispering loudly* “Mom… is that Santa?”

(His mom and I struggled not to laugh as she explained that I was NOT Santa, but one of his helpers. It was the cutest thing!)