Fake It ‘Til You Make It
Customer: “Hey, do you work here?”
Me: “Yes, can I help you?”
Customer: “Where is the pasta?”
Me: “I’ll show you… it’s this way.”
(He follows me to the correct aisle. As we approach, I see another girl in the aisle.)
Customer: “S***, that’s my ex! Quick, pretend you’re my new girl!”
Me: *surprised* “Wha—”
(The customer grabs me, puts his arm round me, and practically drags me over to the girl.)
Customer: *to ex* “Yea, I got a new girl. I’m over you.”
Ex: “Um, okay? Great.” *walks away shaking her head*
Customer: *to me* “So, since you’re my girl, do I get to use your staff discount now?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?