Nocturnal Provisions
(I work at an all-night internet cafe. We get a few customers come in late at night to watch adult movies. One night, I get a phone call along these lines.)
Caller: “Hi, do you have webcams I can use?”
Me: “Yes, we do.”
Caller: “What about tissues?”
Me: “Sorry, what was that?”
Caller: *muffled laughter* “Tissues. Do you guys have tissues?”
Me: *catching on* “Yes, sir…but you have to bring your own Vaseline.”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
