Equally Maddening
(I am male. My coworker is female.)
Coworker: “Hey. What’s the maximum number of pens I can throw at you before you get mad?”
Me: “I don’t know. What’s the maximum length of time I can stare at your chest before you get mad?”
Coworker: “Touché.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?