Don’t Worry, It Gets Cheddar

Customer: “Can I get the cheeseburger without the cheese?”

Me: “Seriously? Is this a prank?”

Customer: “What? No… Why would you ask that?”

Me: “Sir, asking for a cheeseburger without cheese is classic food service trolling. It’s like going to Subway and asking how long the footlong is.”

Customer: “But I just want the cheeseburger without the cheese. I don’t understand how…”

The customer trails off… the penny drops. 

Customer: “Onions! I want the cheeseburger without the onions.”

Me: “That makes more sense!”

Customer: “I love cheese! I think I just had cheese on my mind when I ordered it! Sorry about that!”

Me: *Laughing* “That’s totally fine, sir. So… a cheeseburger, no onions, right?” 

Customer: “Yes, please! Oh, and a Coke.”

Me: “Coke, no cheese, got it.”

He left happy!