Diaper Baby Buffet Dumpers
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Right | July 28, 2009
(I’m a customer coming back from the buffet line with food and notice another customer changing her baby’s diaper, right in the middle of the seating area.)
Me: “Madam? You can’t do that here.”
Customer: “This won’t be too long!”
Me: “That’s a table–you can’t change your baby there!”
Customer: “Yes, I can! I just need to be quick! You can just clean this!”
Me: “I happen to be a health inspector and–”
Customer: “S***!” *runs away with the baby, leaving the dirty diaper on the table*
Me: “–that was my table right there.”
Bus boy: “Let me move you to a new table…”
