Confusion Is The First Step To Understanding
(I am male.)
Student: “[Teacher], do you have children?”
Me: “No.”
Student: “Do you have a wife?”
Me: “No.”
Student: “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “No.”
Student: “Are you single?”
Me: “No.”
(The student wandered away, confused. This has happened a few times this year. One day, a student will ask the right question, and I’ll tell them about my husband of seven years. It’s a way of amusing myself.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
