Canada Is Tolerant Of Everything Except Pretzels

(When I was younger, my family used to do a lot of shopping at a particular store where you have to pay for a membership. I hadn’t been there for many years, but I was shopping for an event with someone who had a membership. I really enjoy bread pretzels, and they tend to be difficult to find in my city. I used to get them at this store, and I’m excited to have one.)

Me: “I don’t see pretzels on your menu, but you used to have them. Maybe I’m just not seeing them?”

Cashier: *in a very snotty tone of voice* “We’ve never sold pretzels! This is CANADA! We don’t serve pretzels here!”

(I must’ve missed the law banning the sale of pretzels in Canada! I was also apparently hallucinating the pretzels I ate in that store.)