Buttoned Down And Loved Up

(The film we’re seeing has just finished. At some point, I’d unbuttoned my tight jeans because they were digging in.)

Boyfriend: “Are you ready to go?”

Me: “Yeah, just a second.”

(I try to re-button my jeans discreetly, but he sees. He laughs, then goes to do up his own jeans, which I see have also been undone throughout the film.)

Boyfriend: “We should not be allowed out in public!”