Brains On Ice

I head to a popular coffee shop one morning before work because I am lacking in the sleep department due to traffic getting home the night before. My brain isn’t all there yet when I get to the counter.

Barista: “Hi! What can I get started for you?”

Me: “Can I get an iced coffee and a chocolate croissant?”

Barista: “Do you want that warm?”

Me: “No, iced.”

Barista: “…”

Me: “…”

Barista: “…”

Me: “Oh! You mean the croissant! Oh, my gosh, yes, please. Sorry, I’m not all here yet.”

Barista: *Laughs* “No worries. One iced coffee and an iced croissant.”