Blue Mountains Trump Splash Mountain
Our nature park has a river tour that takes visitors a few miles downstream, and then it’s a hike back to the parking lot and visitor’s center
Tourist: “How long does it take for the river to bring me back?”
Me: “What do you mean, ‘back’?”
Tourist: “How long does it take for the river to bring me back? As in back to this spot?”
Me: “You don’t get back to this spot. You need to hike back.”
Tourist: “But we use the tubes on the river at the waterparks back home, and they always come back around.”
Me: “Those are theme parks. This is nature.”
Tourist: “But they call them rivers!”
Me: “Real rivers don’t go in loops.”
Tourist: “That’s stupid! You should call your rivers something else!”
Me: “I’m pretty sure our rivers came first.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?