Blisteringly Stupid Question
Gas Station | Right
| June 29, 2015
Driver: *after the fill-up* “Can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure.”
Driver: “It’s about my husband. We were on the beach today and he got sunburned.”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
Driver: “What should I do to make him feel better?”
Me: “Well, aloe lotions are good. If it’s really painful, though, use lidocaine.”
Driver: “But he’s got blisters.”
Me: “Get him to the hospital! He’s got second-degree burns!”
Driver: “Oh, I couldn’t do that. He hates hospitals.”
Me: *stunned silence*
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