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10 Stinging Stories About Sunburns, Sunscreen, And Summer Fun!

| Right | May 28, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is a two-for-one holiday in the USA; it’s both National Sunscreen Day and National Don’t Fry Day! These holidays both serve one particular purpose: to remind people, as the weather warms up and outdoor activities call to us, to slather on some sunscreen and be careful having fun in the sun. Neglecting your sunblock can have incredibly painful results!

In honor of this sunshiny day, we’ve rounded up 10 stories about sunscreen and sunburns that are sure to leave you craving a bottle of aloe!

 

Don’t Know What To Do With The Sun In England – There’s careless and then there’s just stupid.

Wait… Canada Has Sun? – As it turns out, it doesn’t actually have to be hot to give you a sunburn.

You Are My Sunshine, My Nerdy Sunshine – Is a sunburn more or less painful than a real tattoo? (Tell us your thoughts in the comments!)

In The Sun But Not Very Bright – I guess he could find a really big hat…

Blisteringly Stupid Question – Why are you asking for medical help at a gas station?

Those Customers Will Have You In Stitches – What’s more painful? The sunburn, the biopsies, or the judgment of rude customers?

Teach Them To Sun-Screen What They Say – Sounds like it’s time for one of the Big Talks you give to children.

My Flakey Girlfriend – Ow, ow, ow!!!

They Don’t Call Her Dumblesnore For Nothing – This crispy customer is either drunk or suffering from heat stroke. (We’re not medical professionals here.)

Your Request Is Sun-blocked – Maybe you should just wear long sleeves.

 

We hope you enjoyed this Sunscreen-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

18 Sweat-Inducing Stories About Heatwaves And Those Who Can’t Handle Them (And A Few Who Can)

 

10 Stories About Pharmacists And Their Very Confused Customers