Because There Has Only Ever Been One Mother Ever
(I work at reception on a nursing unit. I have received a version of this call many times.)
Caller: “I’m calling to check on my mom.”
(Long pause.)
Me: “Who is your mom?”
(Substitute dad, aunt, uncle, brother, sister, grandmother, or any other friend or relative.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?