Be Glad She Didn’t Ask For Cream

, , , , | Right | May 18, 2011

(An elderly woman comes into the store very early in the morning.)

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “Give me two of those muffins.”

Me: “Sure thing, anything else?”

Customer: “Actually, make it three. They’re kind of my fetish, you know?”

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