Bad Jokes Make A Good Customer

Me: “Keep in mind, sir, these items are a three day return!”

Customer: “Well, I don’t think I will wait three days in line just to return some shirts.”

Me: “Haha, very clever, sir. However, do not worry; I wouldn’t make you wait three days. But if they don’t fit right when you get home, bring them back to me within three days so we can get you a refund.”

Customer: “And you know what? I was eating at a fast food joint the other day. I noticed on the door in the bathroom it said that employees must wash hands. So I stood there and stood there, and no employee ever came in to wash my hands. I really didn’t think it was good service.”

Me: “Thank you, sir; that made my day.”