At Least They’re Not In Denial

I was visiting a friend, and as we were hanging out, her phone rang. It showed up as “Unknown Number”, which meant it was likely a scam call. She picked up anyway.

Friend: “Hello?”

Scammer: “Hello! We want to tell you that you won our big cash prize!”

Friend: “You sure? Isn’t this a scam?”

Scammer: “Of course, it is.” *Click*

So… that was that.