And Here I Am Packing Three Pairs Of Pants Per Day

My mom was a US Customs inspector. One of the things they’d look for was people who didn’t have enough luggage for the amount of time they said they’d be in the country; it was a sign they were lying about what they’d be doing or how long they’d be here.

One time a supermodel came through with one normal-sized bag for a two-week trip. That looked odd.

Mom: “Could you open your bag, please?”

The supermodel did so. Her bag contained a small amount of clothes.

Supermodel: “I can mix and match these enough to have a different outfit every day. All I need is a hotel laundry and I’m set!”