All Of The Calories, None Of The Taste
Restaurant | Right
| January 30, 2012
(I work at a cashier at a local fast food place. A young woman approaches me.)
Me: “Hello and welcome to [restaurant]. Can I take your order?”
Customer: “I’d like a medium Diet Coke.”
(I get the Diet Coke and give it to her. She pays and leaves. Five minutes later, she returns looking rather angry.)
Me: “Hello, did you enjoy your Diet Coke?”
Customer: “NO! This isn’t Diet Coke! I can taste the Coke in it!”
Me: “Uh…let me get you a new one, then…”
