Holding A Smoking Gun
(A customer is filling out a handgun license application.)
Customer: “It asks here if I have a misdemeanor for domestic violence.”
Me: “Yes, that is what it is asking you.”
Customer: “You can’t buy a gun if you have a domestic violence charge?”
Me: “Of course not. You can’t even legally be in this store.”
Customer: “What do you mean, ‘Of course not’? You f****** b****!”
Me: “Have a good one.”
Customer: *grabs paperwork, tears it up, and tosses it at me*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.