A Big Bouquet Of Bigotry

| Working | July 21, 2015

(It is Mother’s Day.)

Florist: “Wow you must really love your mother to buy her two bouquets.”

Me: “Actually I have two mothers. One is my…”

Florist: “They’re lesbians? Gross. Disgusting.”

Me: “What? That is very rude.”

Florist: “It’s sick behaviour.”

Me: “I’m not buying from you.” *starts leaving* “My mothers aren’t lesbians. My birth mother passed away and I have a stepmother.”

Florist: “Oh, no problem with that. Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Come back here.”

Me: “Seriously?” *walks out for good*

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