A Big Bouquet Of Bigotry

(It is Mother’s Day.)

Florist: “Wow you must really love your mother to buy her two bouquets.”

Me: “Actually I have two mothers. One is my…”

Florist: “They’re lesbians? Gross. Disgusting.”

Me: “What? That is very rude.”

Florist: “It’s sick behaviour.”

Me: “I’m not buying from you.” *starts leaving* “My mothers aren’t lesbians. My birth mother passed away and I have a stepmother.”

Florist: “Oh, no problem with that. Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Come back here.”

Me: “Seriously?” *walks out for good*