A Big Bouquet Of Bigotry
(It is Mother’s Day.)
Florist: “Wow you must really love your mother to buy her two bouquets.”
Me: “Actually, I have two mothers. One is my…”
Florist: “They’re lesbians? Gross. Disgusting.”
Me: “What? That is very rude.”
Florist: “It’s sick behaviour.”
Me: “I’m not buying from you.” *starts leaving* “My mothers aren’t lesbians. My birth mother passed away and I have a stepmother.”
Florist: “Oh, no problem with that. Sorry I jumped to conclusions. Come back here.”
Me: “Seriously?” *walks out for good*
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