Neither Was Man’s Best Friend
High School | Friendly
| July 17, 2014
(We are in gym class playing capture the flag in a nearby forest when a bull terrier jumps out of the bushes and clamps down on my leg.)
Me: “Ahh! Get it off! [Friend], help me!”
(I look behind me to see that my friend running away at full speed.)
Me: “… Well, d***.”
(I didn’t need stitches, but the dog’s owner accused me of assaulting her dog!)
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