Neither Was Man’s Best Friend

| Victoria, BC, Canada | Friendly | July 17, 2014

(We are in gym class playing capture the flag in a nearby forest when a bull terrier jumps out of the bushes and clamps down on my leg.)

Me: “Ahh! Get it off! [Friend], help me!”

(I look behind me to see that my friend running away at full speed.)

Me: “… Well, d***.”

(I didn’t need stitches, but the dog’s owner accused me of assaulting her dog!)

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