Pleased As Punch With Their Ability
(My friends and I are at lunch. I choke on some food and manage to swallow it after a moment, but am left coughing and gasping.)
Friend #1: “[My Name], are you all right?!”
Me: “I’ll…” *coughs* “Be… fine…”
Friend #2: “Oh, my god, you’re choking!! I’ll help you.”
(She proceeds to literally punch me in the back, and as I happen to be standing, I stumble forward. After another moment of two of coughing, I finally manage to stop.)
Me: “What the h***, [Friend #2]!?”
Friend #2: “What? I was trying to help!”
(I’m a bit annoyed, but thankful she was trying. After lunch, Friend #1 and I are walking to class…)
Friend #1: “You know, she’s in my health class and we’re actually learning how to help conscious choking victims. And there was nothing about punching in the lesson…”
Me: “Dude, don’t ever let her ‘help’ me again.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?