Lady Bug Luck

(Every year my house is swarmed by ladybugs when it gets warm. This year it is particularly bad. I can’t even walk through the yard on the sun side of my house because the cloud of ladybugs is so thick. They also get into the house and our rec room is currently infested. This happens on the way to school.)

Classmate: “Oh look! You have a cute little ladybug on your bag!”

Me: “Where?”

Classmate: “Right there!” *points*

(I grab the ladybug and smash it on the floor.)

Classmate: “Why would you do that!? They’re good luck!”

Me: “If that were true it would be raining money at my house.”