Unfiltered Story #296104

We’re keeping our cat inside while he recovers from an injured foot. At night, my mom comes storming out of her room.

Mom: [my name], come get your cat! He’s being completely crazy!

Me: (worried) Oh? Maybe we shouldn’t give him any more pain pills for a while, then…

Mom: Not the cat! Your father! He’s drinking out of the toilet!

Me: DAD?!?!

Mom: No! The cat!