Unfiltered Story #268427

I’m working as the cashier in my colleges’ underground pub and a customer comes to order
Customer: does the panini come with fries?
Me: no, fries cost extra
Customer: so what does the it come with?
Me: chips come free with the panini
Customer: oh yeah, ok, I’ll have that then
Me: so the panini with chips?
Customer: yes, with the chips
I ring him up and all is well. He comes back up to me after receiving his food.
Customer: I ordered fries with this and I got chips
Me: no you ordered chips, that’s what comes with the panini
Customer: *walks away*