Unfiltered Story #265340

(My sophomore year, I end up getting a very eccentric redhead as my Western Civilization’s teacher. At this point in the year, we’re learning about the Middle Ages and my teacher is about 7 months pregnant.)

Teacher: “So at this point in time, if the pope told you to jump, you’d ask: ‘How high?'”

(She starts excitedly jumping in place before stopping suddenly.)

Teacher: “Maybe I should stop before I go into labor… I’d rather not have [Weird PE Teacher Who’s Part of the Emergency Team] rushing me out of here in a wheelchair!”