Unfiltered Story #265338

I’m watching the Jerry Springer show and reading Twilight, when I get a phone call from my dad.

Dad: Hey, babe, what are you doing?

Me: Watching Jerry Springer and reading Twilight.

Dad: You have terrible taste in books and TV shows. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that Grandpa’s having a fish fry for the Fourth of July. I’ll pick you up around one if you want to go. Enjoy your shitty form of entertainment.