Unfiltered Story #259980

Me: Welcome to (Hospital) Switchboard, how may I direct your call?
Caller: …. *mumbles*
Me: Sorry, sir? Are you looking to speak with one of the doctors rooms or the treatment clinic?
Caller: No.
Me: Okay, sorry sir, who are you looking to speak with?
Caller: …*mumbles*
Me: I’m sorry sir, I didn’t catch that? You’ve called (Hospital). Do you need to speak with someone here?
Caller: No!
Me: Do you need assistance, sir? If you’re not feeling well, you’ll need to dial 000.
Caller: No!
Me: Okay.. Sir, I’m sorry, I’m confused as to how I can help you.
Caller: NO!
Me: … Is there anything I can do to help today?
Caller: No!
Me: …. Okay then, sir.. I hope you have a lovely day
Caller: NO, NO, NO! *click*