Unfiltered Story #258609

Me: Good morning! How can I help you today!
Customer: I’ll have six sandwhiches. Meals. Not entrees. Four 8 count nuggets. Meals. I do not want entrees. No drinks. And make it happen. Now.
Me: Now just to be sure, you know an entree comes with fries and a drink?
Customer: I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
*a few moments later, a shout from the pickup line*
Customer: YOU!! I DID NOT WANT FRIES! ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST STUPID?!
*customer begins throwing piping hot fries in my face*
Me: … leave.