Unfiltered Story #245972

The March Organising Committee stand huddled, looking at the dead remains of The Big Protest March that fizzled out due to the cold, heavy rain.

We are cold, wet, shivering, miserable.

Would-Be Illustrious Leader: (with a heart-felt sigh) “Come on. Let’s go find a cup of tea. Perhaps we can get that right.”

Would-Be Illustrious Deputy Leader (ditto). “Yeah, and we still have lectures tomorrow.”