Unfiltered Story #244634

(I used to have a colleague who was very shallow and materialistic.)

Colleague: Hey, (My Name), do you think that $50 is too much to pay for a plain white t-shirt?
Me: What? Definitely.
Colleague: But what if I told you that the shirt was from The Gap?
Me: Uh … I never shop there. Is it a really good quality shirt?
Colleague: I guess. I don’t know.
Me: I still think that’s a lot of money. Is it for you?
Colleague: No, it’s for my 6-year-old niece.
Me: Yikes. In that case, I’d like to change my answer from “Definitely” to “Super Definitely”.
Colleague: Well, that’s YOUR opinion! *flounces away*