Unfiltered Story #208061

I’m leaving a parking garage where you pay at the exit. I’m the third car in line. The driver of the second car gets out, leaving his car parked in line. He walks over to a security guard. I roll my window down, curious to hear what is going on.)

Customer: I need to get out of here faster. I’ll pay you.

Guard: Sir, please get back in your car. We can’t have people walking around this area.

Customer: Take my money and I’ll get back in my car.

Guard: Get back in your car, or I’ll radio the police.

(He puts his hand on his radio. The customer reluctantly turns around and sees that the person in front of him has paid and is exiting the garage. He runs back to his car. I had considered honking my horn to let him know that he was wasting his time, but decided I wasn’t in a hurry and the whole thing was funny.)